Agreed. I was always called a vampire due to my sharp K-9 teeth. I used to freak out children too. So, I guess I live up to my name. EXCEPT, I do not sparkle in the sun. I know...bummer huh?
First, my tooth size look normal outside but inside, GOD the root is huge! No wonder I had to go to dentist a lot of time. When I was like 6 or 7, there was a flood in my country (Bangladesh, where I lived) and in my upper frontal jaw (beside the canines), two teeth were growing. Since my previous ones weren't moving, and it's hard to go to a dentist during flood, we left it after the flood and etc. This resulted in the teeth growing outwards and had you seen me the following years, you, the kids, and adults would have freaked out seeing what a real vampire looks like! As in, with mouths tightly closed, two sharp teeth would stick out (no others could be seen). Went to get braces (the temporary ones you could take off!) and after wearing a few months, I woke up one night. The braces were broken. I bit in them, and the hard BRACES broke so even though i don't have the perfect vampire features, the teeths are nearly aligned! that's how my teeths are. And forget what happened with my canines
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Zombies on the other hand are fucking epic.